Children available for hire for travel insurance

ThePrisoner

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To make sure you stay possibly, maybe but not really legal on the road, take advantage of our competitive child hire packages.

Package 1: Winsome 4 year old with 2.5 litre capacity bladder and teddy bear.
Pacakge 2: Cheeky nine year old with 'I don't feel well Daddy' phrase in event of police checks.

Rates start at 25p per mile.

Show your No. 10 security pass to get 10% discount.

If you don't have a No. 10 security pass then fcuking do one.
 
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