Carrie Johnson announces

[The_Unicorn]

2nd Baby on the way

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Good God.
She must have a grudge against herself yet again having that thing sweating and grunting on top of her (shudder).

 

[Caesium137]

How many is that then Alexander? I assume enough for a game of 7's.

 

[NYboro]

How many is that then Alexander? I assume enough for a game of 7's.

You don't really think he has the answer to that, do you?

 

[coluka]

Boris has just had Dilyn neutered ….. just saying


Dilyn Suddenly Neutered

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

Boris has just had Dilyn neutered ….. just saying


Dilyn Suddenly Neutered

Imagine the child support he'll have to pay his 3rd wife when he moves on to his next conquest - if he thinks he's skint now, wait until he has his next family (plus Carrie and the two kids) to pay for.

 

[grumpyoldgit]

Does this make it double figures?

 

[HarryVegas]

Does this make it double figures?

We'll never know due, I can only assume, to some expensively bought superinjunctions. See also Mr Gove and his ex-missus, who have mysteriously not appeared in any scandal sheets since separating, save for their initial announcement.

 

[Subbuteo_171]

He is officially the world's most ugly yet virile man.

 

[BiggEggo]

Her fxxxy must have long covid... Suffering a severe lack of taste, to get smashed by that thick sack of lard.