Captain Mainwaring !!!

[Torchy]

Cutting the lawn at this time of night.

OK, I know it's going to rain tomorrow and people will be saying he's not as daft as he looks.

One of those mowers that gets to yer with its drone you know.

Could have cut it faster with ail scissors !!!

Wouldn't care it's all weeds. Nowt to look at.

Some people are just clueless.

Catch yer later !!!

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

 

[Norman_Conquest]

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Did I tell you the story of the old empty barn, there was nothing in it.

 

[Colin Warnek]

Can they take it off yer?

 

[HarryVegas]

My sister Dolly bakes the most lovely upside down cakes.

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

My sister Dolly bakes the most lovely upside down cakes.

My favourite episode is Branded, where Godfrey admits to being a conscientious objector.

 

[HarryVegas]

My favourite episode is Branded, where Godfrey admits to being a conscientious objector.

The best bits generally were when we were reminded that beneath all their vanities and idiosyncrasies, they were brave and honourable men who would have stood and defended their country.

 

[Torchy]

So Mainwaring was right. It did pee down through the night. No mug is Mainwaring!

He'll have gone out today with a smug grin as he observed his weeds lawn.

Not a good communicator is Mainwaring. Except when he's had ten pints and then he sort of starts laughing !!!

 

[Torchy]

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[homesickblues]

He must come around next door to me at 8:30 pm when he has finished his own.

 

[Torchy]

Who ???

 

[Coluka]

(Reads thread) Do you think I might be excused?

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Do you think that's wise sir?

 

[Zoophonic]

Bizarre opening post. Stupid boy!

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Do you think that's wise sir?

That'll do Wilson.

 

[John67]

Torchy, you have a very familiar writing style