Breaking news

[Merlin]

I’ve just cracked an egg ………. yes i know, sorry sorry

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

That's no yoke.

 

[Brian Marwood]

Worst.Thread.Ever.

 

[Merlin]

Worst.Thread.Ever.

I object strongly - second or third worst maybe

 

[Brian Marwood]

I object strongly - second or third worst maybe

Sorry Merlin, I just don’t feel your magic on this one.

 

[Merlin]

Sorry Merlin, I just don’t feel your magic on this one.

Don’t worry it’s fine - i think I’ll take an instant dislike to you, just to save time

 

[Brian Marwood]

Don’t worry it’s fine - i think I’ll take an instant dislike to you, just to save time

Oh here we go, I will leave the board for a few hours AGAIN.

 

[Merlin]

Oh here we go, I will leave the board for a few hours AGAIN.

Ok - don’t be too long though or you may miss some more jokes. There’s not much to do in Hull, unless you like looking at litter and piles of dog dirt so I’m sure you’ll be back soon

 

[Brian Marwood]

Ok - don’t be too long though or you may miss some more jokes. There’s not much to do in Hull, unless you like looking at litter and piles of dog dirt so I’m sure you’ll be back soon

I hope you broke your nails typing that you Bitch

 

[Merlin]

I hope you broke your nails typing that you Bitch

I’m so sorry (about Hull i mean )

 

[Brian Marwood]

I’m so sorry (about Hull i mean )

Hull forgives you!

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

I do Breaking News on here Merlin....
Please delete your account
Thanks

 

[Merlin]

I do Breaking News on here Merlin....
Please delete your account
Thanks

Ah yes sorry i forgot - anyway I’m afraid i can’t do that as it would be grossly unfair on my growing army of followers

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

Ah yes sorry i forgot - anyway I’m afraid i can’t do that as it would be grossly unfair on my growing army of followers

"Army" ? ?
Pah....

 

[Merlin]

"Army" ? ?
Pah....

Apparently they call themselves wiz kids ️