Best advice your parents said/say that hold true

[Redlips]

Never ever, trust a man with two first names:

1. John Leslie
2. Rolf Harris
3. Cliff Richard
4. John Gregory
5. Andy Murray

etc etc

 

[Lifelonfaninexile]

The first time I told my Dad that I had been to see the Boro (many miles on foot and a "scramble" under the turnstile) was the only time I ever saw him angry.
He said "dont do it, they will only ever let you down".
I didn't listen and nearly sixty years later I still think I should have taken his advice.

 

[El Guapo]

Wiggle it. Just a little bit.

oh, no, that was 2 in a room, sorry!

 

[A]

If you're not in bed by midnight, get yourself home

And from my grandad: 3 things in life never return. The sped arrow, the spoken word and the list opportunity. Apparently a native American proverb

 

[Norbert_Colon]

As I get older, I remember my old man telling me.
Never pass a toilet.
Never waste a hard on.
Never trust a fart.

 

[Same_as_before]

The only thing to put in your ear us your elbow

 

[Borobuddah]

Always treat others how you would want to be treated

 

[Ziggy]

Not parent but grandmother.

"There's a difference between scratching yer årse...and tearing it to pieces"