Anyone having strange dreams?

Borobuddah

Borobuddah

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Last night I was being chased by a lion in the streets around where I live, woke up as it grabbed my foot as I was trying to shut my front door.

back to sleep and I was looking to buy a packet of fags in Sicily and got arrested
 
Borobuddah said:
Last night I was being chased by a lion in the streets around where I live, woke up as it grabbed my foot as I was trying to shut my front door.

back to sleep and I was looking to buy a packet of fags in Sicily and got arrested
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Do you smoke?
 
There’s a good chance in your sleep tonight the chase will resume with the lion ripping you to shreds . It won’t swiftly kill you however as it will suit it for you to linger at deaths door for a good while albeit in excruciating pain so your flesh is warm and fresh for further feasting !

Anyway stop being anxious and you tuck up and have a nice kip now 😴
 
Borobuddah said:
Thanks barmy 😟
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Borobarmy said:
There’s a good chance in your sleep tonight the chase will resume with the lion ripping you to shreds . It won’t swiftly kill you however as it will suit it for you to linger at deaths door for a good while albeit in excruciating pain so your flesh is warm and fresh for further feasting !

Anyway stop being anxious and you tuck up and have a nice kip now 😴
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What about getting arrested for the cigarettes, does he get off with it?
 
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