Another bent copper

Whilst it was stealing and he will be fired, I just smiled when I read the article. There are worse actions by people up and down the country every minute of every day.
 
They should give the police a pay rise so they don't need to resort to these things.
 
Laughing said:
He will probably get a scum paedo lawyer to represent him that is why it will take 2 days. Then there is the social enquiry report to prove his mother never breast fed him and his dad "administered a light, legal smack". World class our legal system, or is this just a conspiracy theory?

Anyone who understands this post, well f!?king done!

On a more serious note I suspect it will be quite tricky to prove, even with CCTV.
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DNA test of the carrots
 
bear66 said:
If he gets away with it, there'll be a run on policeman fancy dress for copycat crimes.
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I am trying to think of an occasion, as an adult where I have "stolen" anything and I am struggling to think of an example, is leaving your MOT a couple of weeks late or driving with no road tax theft. I dunno, but I am sure we have all done something we probably shouldn't have from time to time. If he is found guilty he will loose his job and his pension so it was a bit stupid on his part and the punishment is going to far outweigh the crime.

You would have to steal quite a few Krispy Kreme's to justify the cost of a police uniform though.
 
Own up time. I do scan and shop at Sainsbury’s with the phone app. On very rare occasions where there has been a malfunctioning barcode on say a piece of ginger stem Ive just lobbed it into my bag unscanned having lost patience trying to do so. .
 
Laughing said:
I am trying to think of an occasion, as an adult where I have "stolen" anything and I am struggling to think of an example, is leaving your MOT a couple of weeks late or driving with no road tax theft. I dunno, but I am sure we have all done something we probably shouldn't have from time to time. If he is found guilty he will loose his job and his pension so it was a bit stupid on his part and the punishment is going to far outweigh the crime.

You would have to steal quite a few Krispy Kreme's to justify the cost of a police uniform though.
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I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a Krispy Kreme Konspiracy going in here.
 
Zoophonic said:
Own up time. I do scan and shop at Sainsbury’s with the phone app. On very rare occasions where there has been a malfunctioning barcode on say a piece of ginger stem Ive just lobbed it into my bag unscanned having lost patience trying to do so. .
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Zoo, shame on you - doesn't an alarm go off or something. In any case I can't understand the outrage on here about a bobby trying to treat his work colleagues with a nice donut.
 
Laughing said:
Zoo, shame on you - doesn't an alarm go off or something. In any case I can't understand the outrage on here about a bobby trying to treat his work colleagues with a nice donut.
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Hang on a minute I missed the most important bit, you shop at Sainsburys - Jeez can I lend a tenner?
 
Laughing said:
Zoo, shame on you - doesn't an alarm go off or something. In any case I can't understand the outrage on here about a bobby trying to treat his work colleagues with a nice donut.
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Alarm? It was a ginger root not a bottle of gin. Great ginger mind.
 
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