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    Champions League Final in Porto

    Porto has just been comfirmed to host the final, with 6,000 fans for each team allowed to attend.
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    Neeskens Kebabo Song

    Didnt NW ask FMTTMers to come up with a song for Neeskens Kebano when we signed him? In fact, wasn't Barry Manilow's 'Copacabana' suggested as the tune to set the song to, or am I going completely mad? His name was Neeskens, Neeskens Kabano, The hottest thing north of Milano, And with his...
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    Do you talk to your dog?

    And more importantly, does it ever talk back to you? Mine does, she's a very clever girl.
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    I'd like to show you my big sausage

    Thick, long, meaty and very juicy. I don't think you can beat a proper pork and tomato sausage. I've noticed a distinct lack of sausage based threads lately, so come on FMTTers.... show me your sausage!
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    Have you ever strutted around your bedroom....

    Have you ever strutted around your bedroom wearing your wife's underwear, thinking "oh, aren't I a pretty little thing?" I haven't. That would be disgusting.
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    Im not a Police hater by any means, but.....

    Holy cow, has anybody else seen this.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-55842241
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    Would you travel on a 737 Max?

    I see the 737 Max has been approved to operate in Europe. I've got to be honest, I think I'd find it a bit too much of an **** twitcher. It seems there are still some real concerns. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55827358 Would you be bothered, or would you use another airline who used a...
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    Tav needs to grow up a bit

    Throwing a tantrum and kicking the ball away like a silly kid. What a totally unnecessary booking.
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    A serious case of.... soup

    Lentil and bacon, served with a warm freshly baked buttered baguette. (y)
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