Could we see @SmallTown make his first-ever comment on a football thread? Kids are now tackling other kids with sufficient recklessness to endanger themselves. They accompany this with cries of 'Brexit means Brexit'
Here you go - "A pig will be named after Bob Mortimer’s debut novel, The Satsuma Complex, as the comedian’s book has been announced as the winner of this year’s Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse prize for comic fiction."
According to Times Radio the government is about to announce plans to remove free prescriptions, dental treatment and other health benefits from the unemployed if they're deemed to be not seeking work with sufficient enthusiasm.
Britain Remade - They've managed to spell Teesworks 'Teeseworks' and 'Teeswork' on one page. Toffs in short trousers pushing Houchen/Truss style schemes (in preposterous accents).