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  1. Norfolkred1

    Vasectomy

    And you have to keep checking that your tubes are empty of sailors, so pump away and drop a sample in to the docs, no oral deposits allowed.
  2. Norfolkred1

    Coventry City tell their fans "No Persistant Standing" at home games!>>>>

    Nearly the whole of the South Stand are on their feet all game.
  3. Norfolkred1

    Vasectomy

    Still got the scars to prove it.
  4. Norfolkred1

    Vasectomy

    My story was that I was all geared for the job, shaved and prepared prior to Sweeney Todd to arrive. The alarm went off and we have to evacuate the surgery due to a bomb scare. Went outside and my mate, who was a copper, ordering people about, giggling when he saw me. Another month of stubble...
  5. Norfolkred1

    Vasectomy

    Depends if you get your thumbs caught between the bricks. Welcome to the 2 pair of shreddies brigade, those who know, know.
  6. Norfolkred1

    Your team for England v Belgium?

    Well this is going to plan then.
  7. Norfolkred1

    Some unpleasant posting on here of late

    Could be lips, t**ts and bits.
  8. Norfolkred1

    Moscow attack

    A majority of the World condemned Russia for the invasion of Ukraine and then yesterday gives them sympathy for the terrorist attack, plus the Americans gave Russia a heads up on it. What a strange World we live in.
  9. Norfolkred1

    Some unpleasant posting on here of late

    Earholes, noseholes and assholes.
  10. Norfolkred1

    Some unpleasant posting on here of late

    You will not get away with that statement because I don't.
  11. Norfolkred1

    Funny town/city names

    That sign has been abused many times over the years.
  12. Norfolkred1

    "Significant Teesside Airport contract announced at opening of GMI Construction Group’s new Tees Valley office"

    I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY IT 'I HAVE NO POLTICAL PREFERENCE' has it gone in yet. They all lie, they all scheme and they nearly fail in their promises, which the new word is PLEDZE, so when they fail there is no come back. Be it Green, Blue, Red or Rainbow coloured.
  13. Norfolkred1

    "Significant Teesside Airport contract announced at opening of GMI Construction Group’s new Tees Valley office"

    At what point did I say I was a Tory or any party at all. THEY are all as bad as each other.
  14. Norfolkred1

    "Significant Teesside Airport contract announced at opening of GMI Construction Group’s new Tees Valley office"

    I have no political stance so please show me or name an honest one, regardless of party colour.
  15. Norfolkred1

    "Significant Teesside Airport contract announced at opening of GMI Construction Group’s new Tees Valley office"

    All politicians are shisters regardless of colour, none are worth their salt or in it for the people.
  16. Norfolkred1

    "Significant Teesside Airport contract announced at opening of GMI Construction Group’s new Tees Valley office"

    All politicians lie or be less transparent. Welcome back, have you been away.
  17. Norfolkred1

    Funny town/city names

    Cats eyes removed, is that a place ;) ;)
  18. Norfolkred1

    "Significant Teesside Airport contract announced at opening of GMI Construction Group’s new Tees Valley office"

    One job is better than no job. Not good enough for some board, bored, members.
  19. Norfolkred1

    Funny town/city names

    Spital in the street, Lincolnshire.
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