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  1. Norman_Conquest

    Newcastle v Man City - League Cup semi-final ITV1 8pm tonight

    I can't see Newcastle pulling two goals back.
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    Newcastle v Man City - League Cup semi-final ITV1 8pm tonight

    It is definitely two now. 😉
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    Newcastle v Man City - League Cup semi-final ITV1 8pm tonight

    I'm not sure how anyone can say he was clearly offside, it took VAR 4 mins to come to that conclusion after they zoomed in.
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    Newcastle v Man City - League Cup semi-final ITV1 8pm tonight

    I'm sorry, but that is a ridiculous decision. If they said it was a foul by Haaland, I could understand it, but was the VAR operator 100% sure he was offside?
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    Targett recalled …

    I'll give you £39.50 for it and not a penny more. 😉
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    Club nicknames

    I notice Forest are called Notts Forest and the full Nottingham. I seem to remember this was the case in the 1960's when I used to get my SHOOT table ladders, I wonder when it was they insisted on the full Nottingham? Any idea when this is from?
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    Newcastle v Man City - League Cup semi-final ITV1 8pm tonight

    I turned it on just before kick off and turned to my wife and said, "What do you think the score will be?" Meaning tonight. "They haven't kicked off yet" came her reply. 🤣 🤣 🤣
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    Ofcom investigation into X

    As dirty little schoolboys, with only one thing on our minds, didn't we all want a pair of these. We just didn't see the danger as children. Surely all adults can see this is wrong.
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    "Woody's at the wheel"

    It’s not the criticism itself, it’s the glee some people take in it. When a local lad doesn’t succeed, a section of the fanbase seems oddly pleased to keep pointing it out. That’s where the jealousy comment comes from. That seems more 'off' than my comment. P.S. Aren't we all grumpy old men. 😉
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    "Woody's at the wheel"

    A local lad lives the dream and grumpy old men look on in jealousy.
  11. Norman_Conquest

    FMTTM Coffee Club

    Hi Rob, do you know what room we are in or do the attendees just need to go to the main reception?
  12. Norman_Conquest

    What is the easiest profession

    Well, that's the coffee club described. 🤣 🤣 🤣
  13. Norman_Conquest

    What is the easiest profession

    Have you ever tried to get parked in a garden centre? 😉
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    "Woody's at the wheel"

    That's the thing, he seems to be well respected by those in the game and have worked with him.
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    What is the easiest profession

    Excuse me, I’m one of the board’s therapists. You’ve no idea how difficult it is dealing with this lot. True story — when I first qualified as a counsellor, I was seeing an alcoholic. As he listed how much he drank, all I could think was, “I drink more than you.” That’s when I knew counselling...
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    A thread for people who want to argue.

    Is that the ITK board, where you can learn the team before it’s announced? 😳
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    A thread for people who want to argue.

    Just scroll past them or move to another thread.
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    What is the easiest profession

    An IT job is easy because the computer is usually wrong, not you, and turning it off and on again fixes about 60% of problems before lunch. When something breaks, you calmly type a few things, nod thoughtfully at a screen, and everyone assumes you’re a genius. Most of the work is googling...
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    Quadbike gangs

    Not sure what that means.
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