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Had a week there a couple of years ago, flew in with Easy jet from Manchester in early May for about £150.00. Its not quite as polished as Croatia, but incredible surroundings, people are wonderful and ate some fabulous food. The climb up to the fort and church is quite a thing.

I get this on and off and in both armpits, I've been checked out and informed that its my lymph nodes. They swell from time to time, apparently just something that they do ! First time it happened I was convinced it was something sinister. I was trying to calculate if I started chemotherapy...

For the last couple of years I've refused to become angry or annoyed when driving. I make a point of letting selfish drivers go In front of me, I look out for people in the wrong lane and let them go first and I quickly move out of the way of a speeder coming up behind me. I feel so much more...

Julian Dicks

The next meeting will " consider whether the pair breached codes of conduct" I conducted myself perfectly, and if you don't agree you'll be in for a shoeing

So he inserted parts of the rocking horse inside himself, then pulled a branch from a tree and penetrated himself. I'm quite confused. Did he penetrate and insert at the same time ? Is there a difference between inserting and penetrating ones self? Is the term for putting a branch in ones self...

That's the image of Wetherspoons closing at the same time the benefits office holds auditions for the Jeremy Kyle show

I'd like to organise an English patriots demonstration using the medium of dance, specifically Morris dancing. What could be more patriotic than a huge Morris dance through England's towns and cities, reclaiming our streets ? I know what you'll say though, " They'll bring Cream teas, and what...

Mine will still take your eye out.

I've had two.

We use soya chunks in a slow cooker stew. Comes out lovely.

Beautiful city, I had a week there a couple of years ago. The castle is certainly worth a visit, and the Witches house beer garden and restaurant - hexenhaeusle-nuernberg.com is just outside. You can also visit the site of the Nuremberg trials, Courtroom 600.

Not yet, but I've got a trip to Holland later this year, I'm going to try and fit it in. I've got photos of the grave and the plot number. He had only been married a few weeks when he died, and his widow died just a few years ago. She remarried but didn't say anything about Uncle Freddie until...

I'll dig it out, its a fascinating document to go through. Unfortunately he and the rest of the crew were lost on August 19th 1944. Hit by anti aircraft fire, hes buried in a Commonwealth cemetery in Bergen, Holland.

I'll give another thumbs up to a visit to Merville Gun Battery. There's a reconstruction of the battle planned for the 80th anniversary I believe. On a separate note, my late great Uncle was a Wireless operator/Air Gunner in a Lancaster, I've got his flying log and he was bombing Merville on the...

You could just get a dirt bike and a balaclava. No insurance premium then !

What's a smart phone ?

When I was a kid, it was sold in chemists

I was sat waiting in the queue at 9.45, and got two in the upper circle. Cant belive it, I just about always lose out on things like this.

I agree with the stinky fart issue, I blame the hipsters. The one sat in front of me must fill up on craft beer and gluten free sour dough before every match before nearly blowing his twirly mustache and round specs off. I'd be glad to get a whiff of vanilla lemon tooth floss ice cream coming...