I was knocked up at 4:30am by a representative of Her Majesty's County Durham law enforcement agency. My garage had been broken in to. Fortunately nothing taken, the Copper told me they had been roving the town breaking into sheds and garages nicking bikes and tools. The only damage they had...
This sequence in honour of the great man, who turns 80 this week, just played on Radio 6
Barrett Strong - Money (That's what I want)
The Temptations - I can't get next to you
Edwin Starr - War
Gladys Night + Pips - You don't love me no more
Marvin Gaye - I heard it through the Grapevine
Barrett...
FreeSchoolMeals bag for 10 days:
2 days jacket potato with beans
8 single cheese sandwiches
2 days carrots
3 days apples
2 days soreen
3 days frubes
Spare pasta and a tomato. 10 DAYS?
That was supposedly £30 of food. I just spent £60 on a trolley full of food at Aldi, someone is getting rich...
Just watched the Chelsea Villa game and despite me wanting both teams to lose the MOTM for me was the ref. Stuart Atwell made a point early on of not awarding cheap freekicks for players throwing themselves to the ground when breathed on. As a result we had a cracking game between two evenly...
Not all 12in vinyl albums came with striking iconic imagery upon their front covers...
One can only imagine the sonic delights encoded upon the plastic within...
Even ignoring the more modern usage of the term "vibrators" this is profoundly disturbing imagery...
...and from communist...
There is a proper order for adjectives before a noun
So we would all say "I've just seen a great green dragon" but we wouldn't say "I've just seen a green great dragon"
My Greek Fat Big Wedding - wrong!
Leather walking brown boots - wrong!
There is an order that we use adjectives and as...
A team to dislike. Not only what the name of the club represents but also the way they play the game.
Not easy to get me wanting ManU to win. Well done.
Anyone done it recently?
Is there somewhere nearby to park up for a quick run through the short stay once the traveller has exited passport control?
(Asking for a tight arsse picking up off the Schiphol flight at 22:30 tonight)
Oh please just fukk off, as someone put it, it's "like throwing a party for the cnnts who have robbed your house and shat on your lawn"
a lawn shttter, yesterday
Trending on Twitter is this article on "Byline Times" in which Jonathan Lis analyses the behaviour of Boris Johnson. He concludes that
"Boris Johnson is the anti-Prime Minister. He isn’t there when his country needs him to be. It’s not just that being absent during the exams crisis allowed a...
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