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    The end?

    Read most of the stuff on here, and elsewhere, but as a sentence this made me chuckle “ Having a large aerial bomb go off near you is a very emotional experience of life-changing nature. 500kg or more of brisance and shrapnel going off changes things like landscapes and peoples motivation and...
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    Dîck Emery... overlooked?

    I’m of an age to get it, but I never did.
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    I said to the fireman ‘any idea how my house burnt down?’ He said ‘fireworks’ I guess it does 🤷‍♂️
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    Van rubbish collection

    Good lad this, all legit and proper disposal. https://clearit-teesside.co.uk/elephant-bag/
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    Rachel Reeves confirms 15% cuts in the civil service

    “The FDA union says the government needs to be honest about the move, set to be announced by chancellor next week,” So not confirmed by Reeves but speculated by the FDA union.
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    When did you take a mate to see Middlesbrough?

    I guess that wasn’t my ‘Dave’ but i wasn’t proud. Thing is he’s a nice bloke and a good dad, just shows you what bubbles under.
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    When did you take a mate to see Middlesbrough?

    Took a lad I’d known on and off for a few years, a mates mate really, but I had a spare ticket and my mate said why don’t you take ‘Dave’ he’s had a tough time lately. Anyway come the game ‘Dave’ got very vocal but in a way I wasn’t comfortable with around my usual match day crowd. Shouting at...
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    What are you doing tomorrow?

    It’s built the ferries use it now and the old port part is now more of a mini marina. Supposed to be cruise ships coming in later this year, but only smaller ones.
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table. I know it’s original because it’s got a bit of veneer missing.
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    What are you doing tomorrow?

    Looking on cctv it looks like it’s rained a bit overnight. I’m coming out on Wednesday.
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    My wife has told me many times she was a contralto that can cover three octaves. As an obvious grunt I have no idea what that means but it sounds great
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    Kinell, as another lifelong player my mouth is hanging open, I now realise I’m just a hacker.
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    No no, don’t be sorry FFS, it’s just empathy on my part based on experience, it has been a beautiful day here. Caught some great music driving over, used to play this but haven’t for years. Just reminds me of youth and innocence.
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    As I’ve said elsewhere I’m on my own tonight and a bit bored. Anyway did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a naked flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside 🤷‍♂️ If you did know this and know how to get it out, please message...
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    Well came on here to say different stuff but NC’s news has got to me for some reason, probably because I can resonate. Anyway, came over to the lakes today, Mrs F following tomorrow, went for a walk, one in the Pooley Bridge Inn, one in The Crown, home to eat and another sauv b down me. Music...
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    Kinnell matey that’s a tough one, hope things turn out as well as they possibly can. Look after yourself so that you can take care of those around you.
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    England v Albania

    Suspect the Albanians are just happy to t*t around at the back and try and keep the score down to two.
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    What are you doing tomorrow?

    Heading to GC? Tend to bob about that general area of the Atlantic myself, though more often south of lanza.
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    What are you doing tomorrow?

    I’m in the lakes, Mrs F is driving over some time in the morning, hoping to get a decent walk in before she gets here if I get up early. Then when she gets here I’ll do exactly what I’m bloody told! Maybe a run into Penrith for tea.
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    Name a random 90s premier league footballer

    Just spotted my real name in this list.
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