Imagine Tamworth holding Spurs to a draw and how p***ed off they’d be because replays have been scrapped due to the so-called big clubs don’t like playing away midweek unless it’s champions league games.
Butter Knife - Not the sharpest
E.T. - Always wants to go home
Lantern - Not very bright and always has to be carried
Deckchair - Always folds under pressure
Daisy - Some days he’s in
Foreskin - Disappears when things get hard