I'm very sorry for my inadvertent transgression. I will be more careful in the future. I was going to call everyone silly sausages, but I didn't want you to sue me.
This board is mental sometimes. Someone has a decent game, they're world beaters. They have a poorer game, they're non-league standard. Control yourselves you dirty donkeys.
I left them in a shopping centre in Sunderland a few years ago. I gave Hoolio very specific directions and he said he try and find them for me, but I think he's pinched them. They were nice sausages too, with nettle and strawberry.