On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
The the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up...
South Shields apparently.
A spokesperson for the force said: "On the evening of December 30th 2022, we were alerted to an altercation taking place within a pub on Prince Edward Road, South Shields.
"Officer attended the premises but those involved had already left and no...
From the BBC
The 71-year-old said: "I would stress that this is entirely my decision but some new opportunities have come up and I would like to continue my career in a slightly different way in the next few years."
In a subsequent statement issued by Greatest Hits Radio, Bruce said Popmaster...
A man is sitting in a cafe. He has just finished his snack when a waiter brings his bill. It says:
Scone and buter £2.25
"Take it back", he says to the waiter, "and rewrite it so that it says butter with two Ts." Shortly after the waiter returns with a new bill:
Scone and buter...
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all...
From the BBC
Matt Archer, the launch programme director at the UK Space Agency, said he couldn't confirm whether the rocket fell back to Earth but said that if it did, it would have come down over unpopulated areas.
So, he can't even say if the rocket fell back to Earth or not, but seems to...
A provincial zoo was very proud of it's pair of Gnus. They were thrilled when it was discovered that the female Gnu was in calf and, after the prescribed time gave birth to a beautiful little calf.
Unfortunately some weeks later the male Gnu died from unexplained causes.
The mother and calf...