Vasectomy

Zanzibobs

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Anyone else been through this trauma? What a weird feeling. Also, the bottle they give you to provide a sample, how much do they actually want in there? No way I’m going to fill it.
 
worst pain in 64 years ..... injection into the sac was terrible ... thought thats it over and relaxed a tad ..... then after 10 mins he did it again in the other one .....
 
Trauma ?
I really hope that this is the worst situation you encounter in life, because it’s not in my top 100. 😃
 
Worst experience ever for me. Felt like I was going to pass out after and in agony waiting for the missus to pick me up. The doctor literally got right to work straight after the injection and didn't give it chance to numb anything so I felt everything.
 
was fine when i did it

Dr Contractor he was called, easy and painless
We were coming back from a Boro away game over Manchester way once (might have been Bury in the League Cup) and this discussion came up in the train carriage. I think Dr Contractor had done the procedure on half of Teesside judging by the amount of lads chipping in on the conversation. He did mine too (y)
:)
 
I know people who have said it's painless, and people who said it felt like being repeatedly kicked in the nuts for 20 mins.... mine was the latter. Had about 3 injections and it still hurt during the procedure. It was just sore afterwards, nothing major.

The lad that went in before me, skipped out of the room after having his done so I thought I'd be ok. :cry:
 
Had mine done about 18 yrs ago.
Bad enough that I was surrounded by a load of all female students; pretty sure it was cold in there 😳
Doc finished “doing” the right one with no pain really… left one saw what was happening and thought f… that and disappeared into my chest cavity. I’m pretty sure the Doc was using a Gaff Hook to try and coax it back out… now that part was painful.
Although being head butted in that area when the youngest daughter greeted me when returning home… clearly there were some onion plants in the front room that caused that amount of tears 😭
 
Another one for Dr.Contractor. Halfway through procedure heard medical instrument fall to floor, cue a torrential gush from my nether region,to this day don't know what nor do I want to know. Big mistake to drive there, couldn't move feet and touch pedals lol.
 
Had mine done a few weeks ago. Knacked till the anaesthetic kicked in properly, not been too bad since. Keep a bag of frozen peas and budgie smugglers handy!
 
I think I need one of these, pardon the pun but I’m trying to find the balls to do it. I have a 2 and a 1 year old and my wife is pregnant again 😂
 
Anyone else been through this trauma? What a weird feeling. Also, the bottle they give you to provide a sample, how much do they actually want in there? No way I’m going to fill it.
Earlier this year.
Went straight back to work the next day.
Regretted it a couple of days later with painful nuts.
All clear now.
 
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