Partygate

Reading about this this morning, you can’t help but feel really angry to the point where your skin crawls. This bunch of Tories are an absolute disgrace.

Criminal behaviour, dodgy contracts, racism, the constant lying, xenophobia and unethical behaviour. The corruption, greed, duplicitousness. The porn-watching in the commons, the collusion with the police, the security breaches, the staggering levels of ineptitude and incompetence. The tax avoiding, the corporate theft, the stripping away of infrastructure, the abuse of expenses and second homes and second jobs and directorships, the open door between huge corporations and news outlets and government. Channel 4, Jennifer Acuri, the links to Russian money. The terrible, terrible stuff they’re putting through in private when we’re not looking and not being informed by our news media.

This is without the car-crash that is Brexit. And the treatment of the elderly and vulnerable at the start of the pandemic, when he couldn’t even be arséd to attend COBRA meetings and boasted of shaking hands with people in hospital. Eat out to help out. COVID loans fraud. Stay at home but go to work.

Stay at home while me and my big fat, racist, disgusting, lying, self-serving set of horrible sack of sh*t mates get p*seed on your taxes. Your mam’s being buried alone, in silence, while I’m necking wine you paid for and shoving expensive cheese into my big fat racist mouth. And I’m laughing at you.

I absolutely despise each and every one of them. They’re a pack of despicable c*nts.
100% mate I feel your rage, it can only be so long before some one becomes enraged enough to resort to violence against them.
 
I think a dentist's chair style pic of the Govester spraying a bottle of bolly into Johnson's fat, gaping maw might, just might, be enough to see him off.

But I definitely wouldn't bet on it.

Nadine Dorries: Boris Johnson took part in a work related chilli eating contest as part of a fabulous new trade deal with, er Chile and Michael Gove was merely attempting to quench the heat.

However the milk had been replaced by cava and gin...mmmmm, gin.
 
This is very much a rhetorical question, but why doesn't Johnson actually come out and explain himself rather than sending his toadying acolytes to the media circus?
 
This is very much a rhetorical question, but why doesn't Johnson actually come out and explain himself rather than sending his toadying acolytes to the media circus?
He might see a woman wearing a skirt and his superior Oxford debating skills would evaporate for a second, and he'd probably end up cheating on a cancer patient, or getting some fillie up the duff, or maybe just spray his foul muck all over Nadine's glowing eager face, leaving viewers aghast at the depths Labour will stoop to to trick or glorious leader.

Maybe?
 
I just wish they’d release the report. Not because it’ll mean anything to the blonde bombshell but it will mean the party that will do anything to bury bad news will finally tell us that energy companies are going to be subject to a windfall tax and the £20 is going back on Universal Credit.
 
I was surprised/unsurprised that none of this got a mention on the Jeremy Vine show on radio 2 today, rather something about trains and some other irrelevant tripe, so I switched to guess the year on BBC Tees (1989)
 
I was surprised/unsurprised that none of this got a mention on the Jeremy Vine show on radio 2 today, rather something about trains and some other irrelevant tripe, so I switched to guess the year on BBC Tees (1989)
If you’d seen the numpty that interviewed Peter Bone last night you’d wouldn’t have been surprised.
 
Laura K now has some interesting extra dirt. "Insiders" now saying that every Friday at 4pm was "wine time", that there were gatherings of up to 30 people with some sitting in each other's laps. That junior staffers attended as they thought it was OK because Johnson was there! And then they have been sacked and/or fined as a result.

Partygate: Insiders tell of packed No 10 lockdown parties

Led By Donkeys have this useful short video to guide you through the full extent of the betrayal (well what we know of it at the moment)...

 
Well so far this Panorama programme presented by Laura Kuensberg seems mostly to be an analysis of the mysterious magnetism of Johnson rather than a timeline and analysis of the events and lies to cover them up.
 
Well so far this Panorama programme presented by Laura Kuensberg seems mostly to be an analysis of the mysterious magnetism of Johnson rather than a timeline and analysis of the events and lies to cover them up.
Maybe for a few minutes but I think so far it’s been pretty damming. Not sure how anyone could watch this and think we should simply just ‘move on’.
 
Maybe for a few minutes but I think so far it’s been pretty damming. Not sure how anyone could watch this and think we should simply just ‘move on’.
Ahh. Now we get to it as Kuensberg claims Labour's account of events in Durham were 'picked apart'.

One minute after revealing Downing Street staff pulled an all-nighter the night before Greek Phil's funeral :D
 
Laura Kuenssberg still couldn't quite bring herself to criticise Boris Johnson.

Found a way to criticise Labour though.

However the testimonials from the Downing Street staff were appalling and should be the focus of everything.
 
Not that I expect anything less from the minister for propaganda but she seemed to give the labour MP (Streeting I think?) a much harder time over the Starmer incident than she gave anyone defending Johnson.

Not sure I could sit in the same room as IDS without slapping his silly face. What absolute ***** comes out of his mouth on a regular basis.
 
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