Latest Boris vanity project - £200million Royal Yacht

Muttley

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How lovely. Should we name her

HMS Callous Indifference
HMS Foodbank
HMS Sweat-free Nonce
HMS Lucky Sperm Club

Obviously better than wasting the money on dangerous cladding on tower blocks or an underfunded NHS and it'll be all shiny and proof again that Britannia rools da waves.

It's all good.

FFS.
 
at his next press conference expect Neil Wallpaper to say "£200million for the royal yacht , its less than was spent on PPE that didnt arrive - what are people going on about - weve got 9 foodbanks in Harte-le-Poole, best in the world, good old Boris".

#HMS Wallpaper
 
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But its not ok though is it. How often would it be used. Unless him and Carrie are going to borrow for the weekend to take the kids away. Probably not enough bedrooms for that. What a fvcking waste of money
Absolutely criminal waste of money but it will have great symbolic appeal to a few million Royalists and flag wavers that Bunter wants to make Britain great again.
 
But its not ok though is it. How often would it be used. Unless him and Carrie are going to borrow for the weekend to take the kids away. Probably not enough bedrooms for that. What a fvcking waste of money
It won’t be Boris on it it will be William and Kate. The royals have been angling this for years.
 
Just use one of the sanctioned yachts from those pesky Russian sanctions
Might work if the "Oligarc's best chums" hadn't telegraphed that we were ABOUT TO IMPOSE SANCTIONS.

I SAY

WE'RE ABOUT TO IMPOSE SANCTIONS...

Resulting, IIRC, nearly all the hyper yachts legging it to Turkey and other places that tend to have fiscally negotiable regulatory authorities.

It'd be interesting to find out how much has been spent on the proposals, I seem to remember that Johnson's last vanity project (the garden bridge) cost something like £60 million and not a single brick was laid.
 
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