I got soul but I'm not a soldier

Lemmy_kilmister · Mar 5, 2021

I got ham but I'm not a hamster

Centralscrutinizer · Mar 5, 2021

I've got a head but I'm not a headmaster.

rkangel · Mar 5, 2021

I eat fish, but I'm not a fissure

Ingleby_Flash · Mar 5, 2021

I’ve got nuts but I’m not a nutter.

borolad259 · Mar 5, 2021

Had a dump but I'm not a dumpster.

Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret · Mar 5, 2021

Ive got crabs.

Hang on I've ****ed that up haven't I. I'm not very good at this sort of thing. I'll have a think and then try again later.

Centralscrutinizer · Mar 5, 2021

I've got an **** but I'm not an arsonist

EI_Owen · Mar 5, 2021

I got pants but I’m not a panter

Way_Out_West · Mar 5, 2021

I've got mugs but I'm not a mugger

Ingleby_Flash · Mar 5, 2021

I’ve got one, but I’m not a oneker

Carlos Fandango · Mar 5, 2021

I've got plums, but I'm not a plumber.

rkangel · Mar 5, 2021

I've travelled New Zealand but I'm not a Wanaka

Steer · Mar 5, 2021

I've got a tele, but I'm not a teletubby

tonybiriyani · Mar 5, 2021

I've got wine but I'm not a whiner.

Boro in Devon · Mar 5, 2021

I've got wood but I'm not a woodgate

Not really

Norman_Conquest · Mar 5, 2021

I've got tea but I'm not a teaser.

Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret · Mar 5, 2021

I've got feet, but I'm not feethams.

fella · Mar 5, 2021

I got hips, but I'm not a hipster.

swordtrombonefish · Mar 5, 2021

I got thumbs but I'm not a thumbscrew

Smoggle · Mar 5, 2021

I’ve got piles but I’m not a pilot.