I have just won $1,500,000

FartingGnome

FartingGnome

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courtesy of ExxonMobil Lottery program apparently.

The bloke who sent it is Partha Srinivasan and his address is Villa B-8, Mansarovar Dream Home, Mansarovar, Bhiwandi, Maharashtra, India.

He's not a very good criminal.
 
I have apparently been involved in a series of road accidents which were not my fault (despite me telling the last helpful chap that it was a fatal accident and that I died in the ambulance before they could get me to the hospital)

Ho hum.

Keep 'em talking it stops them talking to some poor soul who might be taken in.
 
Netflix keep threatening to cancel my account. After 6 months they still haven’t dared follow through with it.
 
HMRC owe me a £4,900, you'd think with all this COVID stuff that needs paying for they'd be better off keeping it rather than emailing and texting to give me it back.
 
worse part is that most of the calls now are fully automated. so they can just spam thousands of numbers a day probably
 
Despite the fact I have never banked with Barclays

they’ve kindly emailed me to confirm my log in details
 
I had a message saying I was owed £54 car tax from a previous vehicle (no reg given).

The funny thing is the they asked for my name and address (you think they would have it). I scrolled down and they wanted my card details so they could put it back into my account. That's very considerate 😂
 
Someone rang me and told me I’d won’t 30 grand, I said I was a very generous person and they could donate it to a charity of their choice and send me the receipt. They must’ve forgot to send the receipt.
 
I got a call from Scottish Gas (or something similar) and I told them my name was Billy Bob and I lived in a solar panel heaven of a house. They must work in a call centre with several contracts and I regularly now get calls asking for Billy Bob :LOL:
 
I got one the other day from a number. It came through the switch board and I was passing so picked the phone up. It said, I wasn't being committed enough. Then they hung up. I googled the number, it was based in Sunderland and apparently its been searched for, nearly 300 times
 
My TV licence is apparently no longer registered to my name (so how did they know to contact me?)
The lovely lady who called herself 'Jane' had all the details in froint of her except my payment details which she assured me would be on the front of my debit or credit card. Well I say she had all the details but she didn't know my address, date of birth or the date my TV license was actually due to expire. I think she must have been hungry or needed the loo as she made an odd strangled gurgle and hung up.
 
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