Recent content by Thing

No ball

Some girls stole your heart Like most girls do But a Stainsby girl could break it in two

Pussy Galore

At my age a semi is always a decent effort.

Mr Whippy

Killing Me Softly

66°30′ N

Ebony and Ivory

Plinth

Not out

Spit or swallow

Slap'n'tickle

Guns'n'Roses

But they're not their bikes. If you refuse to get a job and think that the world deserves to pay for you whilst you go around nicking stuff "'cos it's mint!" then you should have your testicles removed. Stop the little f$£kers breeding. Sod Lizzie and Rushi - Thing for PM!