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    Barbers near Kings Cross

    Did they buff your head afterwards?
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    ? I dungareet
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    And the Association of Tightrope Walkers are worried about some of their members becoming unbalanced.
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    A lot of groups are concerned about the mental health impact of the coronavirus on their members. The flat earth society think it could push people over the edge.
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    slope but 👍
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    It’s much more satisfying if you can come up with the next line, so I’ll just hint for now. It’s a type of logical fallacy.
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    wouldn’t matter if it was flat or Velcro
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    you need to complete it yourself. What is the main feature of a water slide?
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    so they are a bit moo-opic?
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    If we let children go on waterslides they’re just going to want to spend all their time on waterslides.
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    Well Done Van The Man

    Somehow half of us went through a looking glass into opposite world four years ago. I mean how else can you explain that Van Morrison, Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown, Roger Daltry, Morrissey and Ringo have become less cool than effing Jedward! :mad:
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    Well Done Van The Man

    He should form a supergroup with Ian Brown, Noel Gallagher and er, Jim Corr on drums.
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    Unanswered questions

    An elementary particle is the dreams that stuff are made of, you know?
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    Unanswered questions

    He was a bit of a Bohr that fella.
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    Spiders

    😁 They do it to eat the other creepy crawlies that get in there.
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