Recent content by JohnCraggs1973

An Irishman goes into a bar in Canada. The barman greets him and says " what brings you to Canada?" The Irishman replies, "I was in my local pub in Dublin and on my beer mat it said 'drink Canada dry' - so I thought I'll give it a go."

Heard a knock at the door today. Opened the door and there stood a 3 foot 3 inch person. I said "who are you?" He replied "I'm the meter man."

One of the biggest mistakes I ever made. 1987, a knock at the door, 2 blokes there asking would I help them doing a sponsored walk. I sponsored each of them for £2 a mile. It was The Proclaimers. Doh.

Here's a little known fact. Before the crowbar was invented crows drank at home.

Bus pulls up at the bus stop. Waiting is a bloke with 3 heads, no arms and 1 leg. Conductor says to the man " 'allo,' allo 'allo, you look ' armless, hop on.

Next-S. A. H. B. 1973 Never mind the b***ks- Sex Pistols. AC/DC-Highway to Hell 1979 The Clash (first album) 1977 Eagles - Hotel California 1976 Defender- Rory Gallagher 1987 Little Creatures - Talking Heads 1985

Wishing you all the very best Viv. I can concur about the pain Viv having had one in 2018. Had been to see Nils Lofgren at the Barbican and didn't feel well (indegestion I thought). Next day drove to Nottingham to pick my wife up to drive back to Teesside. During that night the pain was...