Recent content by Chutney

I can see the positive aspects on this one, but there's a massive siren going off somewhere in the distance and it's not getting any quieter. How many weeks of hearing "it'll obviously take him a bit of time to get up to speed" before the positives dissolve in a bath of unwarranted optimism?

Being too cool to like Oasis is a very low bar.

Can you define what you mean by "a bit"? I'd love to know...

Can't help but read that back with the cadence of an extra verse from Up The Junction. It actually works pretty well.

Bragging off the back of a Chelsea win sounds at least 60% treasonous.

Who as we all know, is a total çúnt. Rules are rules...

Definitely needs a helpline. Maybe some emotional support dogs as well.

League One at best

Was just so much "meh" to me at the time, and nothing's changed that. Not after a discussion on objective merits of any of this or trying to diminish everyone else's memories of it, but it's just one of those cultural events that didn't remotely resonate with me. The cause might have, but...

3-3-3-1 with an overlapping GK. The Championship won't know what's hit it.

This is böllöcks. No way on earth would a "big" club be having to jump through so many hoops.

I'm still not sure it allows me to point out that John Terry is a total ĉúnt if he's ever mentioned. Which of course, he is. That would be a deal breaker - I have contractual obligations to satisfy here. Financial impact could be huge.

Wow

He also scored a goal where he was the beneficiary of the greatest ever assist by a Boro player in the form of global superstar Morgan Rogers. They can never take that away from us.

Don't worry, not that one.