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… how far away is Port Clarence?

I’d have Albanians versus Afghans next year… different kind of boat race though…

I got kicked out of our 'Writer's Block Support Group' today. It made me really

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a priest baptising people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the priest. The priest turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk "Are you ready...

🎶When an eel bites your thigh on the beach at low tide… That's a moray.🎶

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A mate used to work Saturday's in there, once in the mid '70’s about a dozen West Ham fans burst in looking for sanctuary, one said, “you need a facking machine-gun against that lot…”!!!

I had to call 999 last night. They answered "What's the emergency?" I said "There are two lasses fighting over me! " They said "I can't see how that's an emergency!" I said "The fat one's winning".