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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    In exactly 3024 years from now., it will be either a good day or a bad day. It's 5050
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    Todays Wordle

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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" "No." I replied. "I keep telling them it's for you."
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    Todays Wordle

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    Todays Wordle

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    Todays Wordle

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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold. I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole...
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    Todays Wordle

    Wordle 1,471 X/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Todays Wordle

    Wordle 1,470 3/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    Sunderland Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache. 200 semi - automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, two tons of heroin, Β£25 million in forged notes and a ring of 25 prostitutes on a housing estate behind Sunderland Public...
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    Bands with a footballer in their name

    Nobby Stiles Council.
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    Has anyone done a parachute jump?

    Paddy was telling Mick about taking his first parachute jump, "When I got to the door I couldn't jump, I just froze." The 6'7" man mountain black instructor unzipped his fly and drops out 12" and says "If you don't jump you're gonna get this baby right up your ar*e!" Mick asks, "Did you jump?"...
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    Conference League Final

    Let's Go green.
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