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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    African Boxer "Prince Ncita" has just returned to the ring after having both feet amputated due to a horrific accident. So far he's had 12 fights without defeet.
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    Random foreign striker generator

    Howdie Mistatt, younger brother of Canadian striker Hesgonna.
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagents to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the assistant, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"...
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    Clue me up on Cyprus

    This place is a must. Bottled beers and lager from around the world. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g190384-d4082907-Reviews-The_Old_Fishing_Shack_Ale_Cider_House-Paphos_Paphos_District.html
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    Todays Wordle

    Wordle 402 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Beavers

    You knew someone was going to post this.
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Donegal Town. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what...
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    Thanks prisoner 😀
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    Thought my money worries were over when I started dating a rich girl... Turns out I misheard her, she actually makes hats....
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    Women's Euros 2022 Thread

    Wow
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    I've just been informed that I've failed my RAF entrance exam. Apparently, the Bomb Bay Doors are not an Indian tribute band.....
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    Power Cut in TS6

    Looks like a lot of Normanby is off. Estimated to be finished at 12.45pm. https://www.northernpowergrid.com/power-cuts-map
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    Todays Wordle

    Wordle 396 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when...
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    Todays Wordle

    Wordle 390 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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