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I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold. I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole...

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Sunderland Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache. 200 semi - automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, two tons of heroin, £25 million in forged notes and a ring of 25 prostitutes on a housing estate behind Sunderland Public...

Nobby Stiles Council.

Paddy was telling Mick about taking his first parachute jump, "When I got to the door I couldn't jump, I just froze." The 6'7" man mountain black instructor unzipped his fly and drops out 12" and says "If you don't jump you're gonna get this baby right up your ar*e!" Mick asks, "Did you jump?"...

Let's Go green.

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Come on Eileen. Apprentice Sparky, BSC

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The World Lumberjack Championships has just finished. It was won by tree fellers from Ireland.

No matter what you think of Tom Cruise he's definitely got some bottle. I can't think of a greater cinematic stunt.