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African Boxer "Prince Ncita" has just returned to the ring after having both feet amputated due to a horrific accident. So far he's had 12 fights without defeet.

Howdie Mistatt, younger brother of Canadian striker Hesgonna.

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsagents to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the assistant, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"...

This place is a must. Bottled beers and lager from around the world. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g190384-d4082907-Reviews-The_Old_Fishing_Shack_Ale_Cider_House-Paphos_Paphos_District.html

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Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Donegal Town. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what...

Thanks prisoner 😀

Thought my money worries were over when I started dating a rich girl... Turns out I misheard her, she actually makes hats....

Wow

I've just been informed that I've failed my RAF entrance exam. Apparently, the Bomb Bay Doors are not an Indian tribute band.....

Looks like a lot of Normanby is off. Estimated to be finished at 12.45pm. https://www.northernpowergrid.com/power-cuts-map

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Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when...

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