Just Got a Request Off Neil Warnock

His name was Koban -
O what a show man
And while he's flying up the wing,
He makes the Boro sing,
He would merengue and do the cha cha,
And while he tried to be a star,
he would always hit the bar...
Kobano.... Kobano...

Did you say I win a prize??
You get a 1-on-1 shooting at the goal lesson with Brit..... You're teaching it though
 
Here it is
His name was Neeskens, Neeskens Kebano
With Yannick by his side and Mendes-Laing playing wide
He'd play thru balls, jink past defenders
And while he tries to be the star
Britt shoots and hits the bar
Across a packed front four, they passed along the floor
They would score and assist each other
Who could ask for more?

Yes we've got Neeskens, Neeskens Kebanoooo!!
 
His name was Neeskens, Neeskens Kebano
With Yannick by his side and Mendes-Laing playing wide
He'd play thru balls, jink past defenders
And while he tries to be the star
Britt shoots and hits the bar
Across a packed front four, they passed along the floor
They would score and assist each other
Who could ask for more?

Yes we've got Neeskens, Neeskens Kebanoooo!!
Damn. Yours is better already newy... so there goes my prize! :(
 
To the tune of Macarena -

We have a player and he comes from the Congo,
After lockdown he will spend his nights in the Bongo,
Give him the ball and he will score with the one go
Neeskins Kebano
 
He can use a computer.
He's asking fans to record themselves singing a chant, I'm sure Warnock and Kebano can watch a video easily enough.

Of course he will - FFS he gets more embarrassing by the hour, what next a clap for Kebano at 8pm on a Thursday?

Taken straight out of Johnson's playbook - anything to distract from the average form and get the fans on side.
 
Hi name was Neeskens, he was a showman

Plays for Congo, he’s also a French man

He can merengue – and do the cha-cha

Warnock brought him from afar

He is gonna be a star

He knocked on Warnock’s door, they trained from 8 til 4

They were young and they had each other

Who could ask for more

At the Boro! Boro -cabana

The hottest spot north of Havana

At the Boro! Boro -cabana

Red and white were always the fashion

At the Boro…. They fell in love
 
Give over, it's a bit of fun, you miserable sod.
Blimey some people are really on the edge at the moment . I’ve just been on the end of a verbal volley of abuse ( albeit behind a mask ) off a bloke after I had the audacity to slip into a car park space and not realise he was waiting to go into it . I should have known even though he was sitting in another bay at the time and I haven’t got a sixth sense to realise his intention .
I just sniggered at him as he volleyed his vitriol
 
Hi name was Neeskens, he was a showman

Plays for Congo, he’s also a French man

He can merengue – and do the cha-cha

Warnock brought him from afar

He is gonna be a star

He knocked on Warnock’s door, they trained from 8 til 4

They were young and they had each other

Who could ask for more

At the Boro! Boro -cabana

The hottest spot north of Havana

At the Boro! Boro -cabana

Red and white were always the fashion

At the Boro…. They fell in love
Sorry that’s crap . No hard feelings I hope , but honest it is . 🧐
 
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