Choose your biscuit

Clearly, that range of options should include the chocolate Hob Nob, the true King of the biscuit barrel.
However, seeing as it has been missed out, I'd go for a custard cream, beating the bourbon by a crumb.
 
Begrudgingly going for custard cream . However I’m very annoyed I can’t have a chocolate digestive and am accordingly bitter 😡
 
a very 1970's selection there.... & if that is all we have on offer, I'll have to go for A... for sheer dunkability... in my yoof it would have been a Bourbon v Custard Cream runoff... now I have a more soffhistikated gob... so A it is..
 

An Admiral was visiting one of his ships. While having tea, he noticed that every biscuit had the ship's insignia embossed on it.​

He is very impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.


Cook, "When rolling the biscuits, I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven."


Admiral, "That's pretty unhygienic !!"


Cook, "In that case Sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts."
 
Poor selection F and K effectively the same biscuit
A Jam ring is NOT a Jammy Dodger
No chocolate digestive is heathen
If forced at gunpoint I would go for the Custard Cream or Bourbon

A dunked McVities Chocolate Digestive though is a thing of sheer beauty
 
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