Most unimpressive celebrity sighting

Saw Princess Anne when I was walking past on Queen Street in Redcar a few years ago, she was opening some sort of centre.
 
Adam and the Ants in a battered transit at Belle Vue late 70s pulled up next to us and asked where the motorway was . They were lost and had just played the Rock Garden .

Also Eric Bristol in the Mall early 90s Having a slash next to me in the bogs . He never washed his hands
 
I see Princess Anne riding her GG once or twice a month. Mike Tindall plays at my golf course. Steve Redgrave hit his drive past where I was waiting to play my second shot at Henley GC and apologised dot me in the bar after.
I emptied my Kronenberg bloated bladder in the public loos outside Cardiff station and most of it splashed on John Mcginlay's shoes
 
Borobarmy said:
Adam and the Ants in a battered transit at Belle Vue late 70s pulled up next to us and asked where the motorway was . They were lost and had just played the Rock Garden .

Also Eric Bristol in the Mall early 90s Having a slash next to me in the bogs . He never washed his hands
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Dart players lick their fingers clean
 
Probably all footy related for unimpressive. Boro ones don't really count, loads of them.

Lee Sharpe in my local (at the time) in leeds, Nigel Adkins in his Reading tracksuit in a hotel in Sheffield and Stephen Hunt in a steam room at David Lloyd Leeds. He was droning on to someone about how many points he was worth in fantasy football.
 
Fraser Hines. I was at kings Cross waiting in line for the gates to open. As I was moving closer I was pushing my case with my foot. Along comes Fraser as I push my case & he fell over it. I did apologise to him👍🏻
 
Burberry factory shop in Whitby - took a step back and stood on Gianluca Festa's foot. He was injured at the time. With a bad foot.
Peggy Mount in Billingham Town Centre, asked me directions for the Forum stage door.
Also in Billingham Town Centre - walked out of the Army and Navy stores (then opposite the Post Office). Bumped into Tommy Cooper. Literally. Big sod he was. I said Sorry.
Strangest was Melvyn Hayes, sitting on the steps of the Majestic Theatre in Darlington, he was waiting for the doors to open.

these aren;'t particularly unimpressive but I struggle to keep up with Son No 1 who's clocked up Hugh Grant (hole in the wall, Tesco, St Andrews), Zac Johnson (Open, St Andrews), Sean Connery (Open, likewise) and Neil Oliver (St Andrews).
 
I once saw Linzi Drew (80s english porn star) in a Bristol shopping centre, Hadn't a clue who she was at the time, but wondered why the silly tart was wearing a fur coat in the middle of summer. It has just dawned on me that she probably didn't have anything on underneath the coat,
 
I saw Dominic Littlewood and Denise Lewis on York station once. On a different occasion I saw Norman Lamont there. Charity Dingle in Waitrose's in Harrogate. Adam Ant was in the Archery Tavern in Lancaster Gate before one of our games v Fulham at Loftus Road, the day after I was sat next to John Otway and Max Splodge's manager in my local at the time. Henning Wehn has been in my current local on a couple of occasions as have the Hairy Bikers and Andy Burnham.
 
Tom Daley, in a passport queue at Heathrow until they realised who he was and who I wasn’t and ushered him off to the special celebrity area.

Orlando Bloom at a cashpoint in Cambridge.

Gordon Strachan at Orlando Airport, mid 90s. Should have warned him to stay away from Middlesbrough.

Peter Risdale at Betty’s in York, eating overpriced and disappointing Fish and Chips.
 
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