Which famous duo would you like to invest in Boro?

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Subbuteo_171

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After the takeover by McElhenny and Reynolds at Wrexham, must be more Hollywood stars looking to take the plunge and invest.

Will Smith and Will Ferrell would be a good match for us I reckon.
 
I'll go for all of the Karashians (not sure how many there are tbh) as they must have a bit of time on their hands. Could have a new reality tv prog too!!!
 
FabioPorkpie said:
I think Bruce Springsteen would be a good fit for us, he’d understand what we are all about.
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"Teesside Parkway, ridin' on a wet night
'neath the refinery's glow, out where the great black rivers flow
License, registration, I ain't got none, but I got a clear conscience
'bout the things that I done ..."

Big WHOOOOP!
 
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FabioPorkpie said:
I think Bruce Springsteen would be a good fit for us, he’d understand what we are all about.
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That famous duo Dave Bruce and Trevor Springsteen ;) ?

Assume it would be Springsteen & Scialfa, although I'd be more interested if it was a Springsteen & Van Zandt partnership, with Little Steven doing the kit design which would be errr interesting, with perhaps Nils Lofgren fulfilling the Leo role in his jaunty top hat.
 
In order to be properly accepted by the fans it would need to be people with a slight left of centre political leaning who have strong personal wealth, never said a bad word about Teesside and have a history of getting to the pinnacle of their field of expertise. People who love and adore the red and white and will fight to ensure victory against all odds even when adversity strikes. To me this sounds a perfect mix to cheer us all as we move forward together.

Having put the data in my newly acquired algorithm, recently purchased from GOV.UK, the two names produced are a partnership that my algorithm suggested would have us all marching in strong support of our desires as we destroy all in our way. The software highlighted the duo of Xi Jinping and Kim Jong-Un as a perfect fit. They work well together apparently. What could possibly go wrong 👍
 
Cummings and Caine, only I can't think of anything funny to follow that with. We would probably move the Riverside to Barnard Castle which is a problem though we wouldn't need planning permission and would get away with no poll tax. Also really useful for the ref to pop for an eye test at half time.
 
Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves. Hopefully it would be more excellent adventure rather than bogus journey though.
 
Elon Musk.

Could build a space port on the surrounding empty land. A factory to manufacture his Tesla cars. Also a smaller one to manufacture his flamethrowers.

Amber Herd could provide the glamour and get the WAGS of superstar footballers onboard.
 
RandySavage said:
Elon Musk.

Could build a space port on the surrounding empty land. A factory to manufacture his Tesla cars. Also a smaller one to manufacture his flamethrowers.

Amber Herd could provide the glamour and get the WAGS of superstar footballers onboard.
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Wont Grimes (his girlfriend) get a bit jealous ?
 
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