Dad Jokes - all welcome!

Breaking news : Prime Minister Boris Johnson has just been reversed over by a lorry....Met Police are urging the driver to come forward.
I shouldn't laugh and I would like to put on record, I have no wish for ill will on our PM.
 
I went for a job interview the other day.

They asked, "Can you perform under pressure?"

I said, "No, but I do a mean Bohemian Rhapsody."
 
My family and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop...

I've just taken the lead!
 
Joke (with victim's replies)

Q: What's H20
A: Water

Q: What's CO2
A: Carbon Dioxide

Q: What's CO
A: Carbon Monoxide

Q: What's C..O..C..O..A
A: Hmm....Ermmmm

Cocoa! (works every time)
 
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