red_harrington
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Opening a small sachet of HP Sauce with your fingers
Impossible [FACT]
Impossible [FACT]
Things that should be really easy to do but are actually impossible
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TheBlueButterfly
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Opening a box of tablets without getting the end where the instruction pamphlet's wrapped around. Can't just be me but so annoying.
wilkos_perm
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Tie a balloon. I just can't do it.
FabioPorkpie
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Fitting a superking size duvet inside a superking size duvet cover.
One night I spent one entire hour trying to do this. Literally. In the end, after multiple attempts, I gave up and slept under the cover-less duvet, knowing full well that my wife would rip the **** out of me for being useless in the morning when she got home from her night shift.
* I may have consumed a significant amount of alcohol
One night I spent one entire hour trying to do this. Literally. In the end, after multiple attempts, I gave up and slept under the cover-less duvet, knowing full well that my wife would rip the **** out of me for being useless in the morning when she got home from her night shift.
* I may have consumed a significant amount of alcohol
atypical_boro
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I can barely get the fitted sheet over the superking mattress. It’s just too big! Why don’t they make the sheet just a few inches bigger??
Aztec chimera
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Putting the toilet seat down after having a slash. 
Il Preside
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Call HMRC and have someone answer
Sergio
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So glad I am not the only one, my wife blames it on me being left handed. I cant see how that plays in to but who knows?
feedthebear
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Hit a golf ball where you want it to go.
Brian Marwood
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And then it’s impossible to push the pill out with your thumb without the foil packet somehow going under your nail causing pain worse than giving birth*
*allegedly.
Alwaysaborolad
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Open a packet of wine gums and only have a few of them.
Chris_Boro
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Taking the seal off a new bottle of milk without either pulling the tab off or just splitting it down the middle.
NorthumberlandBoro
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Isn't that the intention, to encourage you to read the instructions?
NorthumberlandBoro
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Ask a baby not to cry, it's just impossible.
Boro_Interlinked
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getting some eyebrows to behave and lie flat again along the contour of your brow after inadvertently sleeping face down.
Chris_Boro
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Not checking the fridge for the 5th time in 15 minutes with the expectation that something you want to eat has miraculously appeared inside.