Gang warfare in Ingleby Barwick ?

Always heard it was a bit dodgy, but it sounds like the South Bronx....

It's a big place you know. I haven't witnessed any problems for over 25 years.

Probably Nobby causing trouble again. BoroFur will sort it out.

I'm a pacifist. First sign of trouble and I'm legging it mate 🤣
 
It's a big place you know. I haven't witnessed any problems for over 25 years.



I'm a pacifist. First sign of trouble and I'm legging it mate 🤣
It's probably my fault. I'm in charge of the clan, but looking after Norton is my main responsibility. It's one of the younger bumfaced lads who is supposed to look after Ingleby and he's a bit rubbish. I'll have a word with him, and I'll have a word with Nobby too. He's always causing bother. If it isn't the pond thing, then it's something else. That's probably why he's on the naughty step.
 
Two things here, everyone knows you are not to call Ingleby Barwick or BoroFur throws an hissy fit. ;)

Secondly, if Bumface is struggling to control that area, I can always send the South Bank Sea Bandits round to help out. They can all tie reef knots and a clove hitch but struggle on a bowline knot.
 
Two things here, everyone knows you are not to call Ingleby Barwick or BoroFur throws an hissy fit. ;)

Secondly, if Bumface is struggling to control that area, I can always send the South Bank Sea Bandits round to help out. They can all tie reef knots and a clove hitch but struggle on a bowline knot.
I'm trying to make up with BoroFur here, mate. You're only going to make things worse by saying things like that.
 
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