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This is more like it. A good old traditional tory degenerate resignation. None of this hanging on, denying or deflecting. If only they were all like this when caught with their hand in the till/trousers around ankles/lying/abusing others (delete as appropriate). Well done sir...

Also, every piece of fruit in the house has gone off today.

...but I did not speak out because I had a wee before I left the house. Surely this must be the lamest culture war effort yet? Not one second of government time should be spent on this.

I said 11th so 8th is pretty close. Was always going to end up in the mid-table mush.

The blend of gammons and twitter sometimes produces pure gold :D

Is there one honest man or woman left in the entire grubby party? Wragg compromised himself then allowed himself to be blackmailed by giving away other tory MP's phone numbers.

This has got to be a wind-up right? The Gazette have been pranked by someone on twitter haven't they? https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/its-celar-mud-new-middlesbrough-28776075

And so it begins... Council will now charge £40 a year to collect garden waste. No doubt next year it will be outsourced to Corney and Musgrave and the price will double.

After softball questions he is now trying to field questions from vaccine injury victims who are coming across as anti-vax conspirators who have been silenced. How did GBeebies let this happen? :ROFLMAO:.

Just in your face fascism now. What next? Boycott Indian shops and restaurants? Only buy British fish and chips! Tory social housing plan aims to prioritise ‘British homes for British workers’

...keep going. You're fine:ROFLMAO: Ok. That'll do it.

...you get a letter from a candidate for Parliament saying the best way for you to vote is by post, with an application form and post paid envelope included with the letter. I nearly choked on my Werther's Original. Was going to write to say how cheeky it was but I'm already settled for the night.

Not that one. His cousin. All cut from the same cloth. Corrupt, corrupt, corrupt.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

This is so awful I think I have contracted terminal cringe.

Using your position to set the police onto political opposition. Nowt wrong with that is there? Police commissioner's complaint about 'inaccurate' and 'unfair' report on Sky News not upheld by regulator

Looks like it may actually be six! :D Corrupt to the core.

They are insane. Actually insane. They really think this drivel will win them votes. They are not fit to run a whelk stall. Badenoch condemns London plague study after MP calls it ‘woke archaeology’

Paul McCartney and Elton John to appear in Spinal Tap sequel Don't do it. You can't improve on perfection. Not to mention tempting fate again with their drummers, all of whom are said to have died in strange circumstances: one in a "bizarre gardening accident"; another who "choked on vomit"...